Home

VIDEOS

PICTURES

FLASH

GAMES

JOKES

QUOTES

CARTOONS

Top Referrers
Sexiest Videos
Sexy Shocking Videos
Hot Sexy Videos
Girl Sexy Video




SEXY Only
Sexy College Girls
Sexy & Hot Videos
HaHa Clips
Hot Videos
Top 50 SEXY Sites
Photo judge
Sexiest Videos
Extreme Naughty Videos
Extreme SEXY Videos
All Hot Girls
Sexy Movies
Sexy College Girls
Hot Tube Videos
Free Sex Movies
Crazy & Shocking Videos
Hot Sexy Videos
Sexy Surf
Very Sexy Girls
Bored USA
Daily Picdump
Free Games
Beautiful Girls Pix
More Sites
Add Your Link




Bookmark and Share
Airplane Jokes Animal Jokes Bar Jokes Blonde Jokes
Computer Jokes Holiday Jokes Lawyer Jokes Medical Jokes

Men and Women Jokes

 Office Jokes Other Jokes Political Jokes

Redneck Jokes

 Travel Jokes Sports Jokes Yo Mama Jokes


A no-frills airline




Date: 01-03-2008

       Views:


You'll Know It's a No-Frills Airline If:

  1. They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.

  2. All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.

  3. Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.

  4. If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.

  5. You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.

  6. Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

  7. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

  8. When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

  9. The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

  10. You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, "Just once."

  11. No movie. Don't need one.

  12. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

  13. You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

  14. All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.


                       
A Last Request   
Flying With A Blonde   
Airline Problems   
Losing Engines   
What was the problem   
Blonde goes flying   
Aisle Seat   
Trouble with plane engines   
Air DOS   
Flying without a parachute   
An emergency landing   
Boarding from what gate?   
Airport Mistletoe   
Under Control?   
Don't be on this flight   
Training the blonde   
Airplane maintenance   
The whole world could be hap...   
Just Ask Me   
International airline   
                 

Sexy Shocking Videos
HaHa Clips
SEXY Only
Sexy & Hot Videos
Hot Videos
Free Games
Beautiful Girls Pix
Hot Tube Videos
Photo judge
Crazy & Shocking Videos
Bored USA
Very Sexy Games
Sexy Viral Videos
Humor Experiments
Sexy Surf
Fun - Dump
Slacker Network
Blonde Jokes
New Free Wallpapers
Motivational Posters

Search 
Search WWW Search HottestVideos.TV

Hot Videos, Sexy Videos, Funny Videos, Crazy Videos, Amazing Videos, Extreme Videos, Shocking Videos, Naughty Videos, Hot Pictures, Sexy Pictures, Funny Pictures, Crazy Pictures, Amazing Pictures, Extreme Pictures, Shocking Pictures, Naughty Pictures, Funny Hot Flash, Funny Jokes, Free Games, Animated Gifs, Quotes.