A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, ¡°What can I get for you?¡±

The man says ¡°I¡¯ll have a beer¡±, the ostrich says, ¡°I¡¯ll have a beer¡±, and the cat says, ¡°I¡¯ll have half a beer and I¡¯m not buying.¡± So the bartender says, ¡°OK, that will be $3.87.¡±

The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. About an hour later the bartender goes back over to them and says, ¡°What¡¯ll you guys have?¡±

The man says, ¡°I¡¯ll have a beer¡±, the ostrich says, ¡°I¡¯ll have a beer¡±, and the cat says ¡°I¡¯ll have half a beer and I¡¯m not buying.¡± The bartender gets them their beer and says ¡°That¡¯ll be $3.87.¡±

The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. A couple of days later they come back into the bar and the bartender walks over and asks ¡°What do you guys want today?¡±

The man says, ¡°I¡¯ll have a scotch¡±, the ostrich says, ¡°I¡¯ll have a bourbon¡±, and the cat says, ¡°I¡¯ll have half a beer and I¡¯m not buying.¡± So the bartender says ¡°OK, that will be $7.53.¡± The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him.

The bartender¡¯s curiosity got the best of him and he asks, ¡°Why is it that every time I tell you the amount you owe you always have the exact change in you pocket?¡±

The man said, ¡°I found a bottle with a genie in it and she granted me 3 wishes. My first wish was that I always have the exact change in my pocket for anything I buy.¡±

The bartender says, ¡°That¡¯s a great wish¡­better than asking for a million dollars. A million dollars will run out but that never will. What were your other 2 wishes?¡±

The man says, ¡°That¡¯s where I screwed up. I asked for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy.¡±