A guy goes to see the doctor, because he¡¯s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it¡¯s 25 inches long and he can¡¯t get any women to have sex with him.

Anyway, the doctor says there¡¯s nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.

The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there.  ¡°Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you¡¯ll be 5 inches shorter.¡±

Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log.  ¡°Frog, will you marry me?¡±

The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, ¡°No.¡±

The guy looks down and sure enough, he¡¯s 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks ? let¡¯s try that again.  ¡°Will you marry me?¡±

The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, ¡°No!¡±

Zappo! ? the guy¡¯s down to 15 inches.  Well, that¡¯s still a bit excessive, he thinks.  Down another 5 would be perfect.  So he calls across again, ¡°Frog, will you marry me?¡±

The irritated frog yells back, ¡°Look..how many times do I have to tell you?  No, No, NO!¡±