A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father O¡¯Malley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. I¡¯m seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I¡¯m currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I¡¯ve never felt better."
"My good man," says the priest, "I think you¡¯ve come to the wrong place.
Why are you telling me?"
The guy goes: "I¡¯m telling everybody!"
