Only in america does a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in america do they have braile lettering on drive through ATM machines.

Only in america do we use the word politics to desrcibe the process so well, poli meaning many and tics meaning blood sucking creatures.

Only in america do we buy hotdogs in packages of 8 and buns in packages of 10.

Only in america do we have screening to block calls from people we dont want to talk to, and then get call waiting to talk to people you didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in america do they have esculators that go down.

Only in america.