*PLEASE NOTE THIS IS MEANT TO BE HUMOROUS. THE WEB MASTER OF THIS SITE IN NO WAY SHARES THE VIEWS OF THIS JOKE*

A guy goes into a bar, sees George Bush and Colin Powell slugging down beers in a dark corner. He walks up to them and says "Aren't you the president and secretary of state?"

Bush says "Yes, I'm George Bush, most powerful man on earth, leader of the free world, and this is Colin Powell."

The guy says "Whacha doin in here?"

Bush says "We're celebrating that the war is gonna start and we're gonna kill 4 million Iraquis and one blonde with big boobs."

The guy says "Kill a blonde with big boobs----why?"

Bush turns to Powell and says "See, I told you nobody cares about 4 million Iraquis."