A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland quotes

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
Maurice Chevalier quotes

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein quotes

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
H.L. Mencken quotes

Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.
George Bernard Shaw quotes

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
George Bernard Shaw quotes

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.
Israel Zangwill quotes

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
Bertrand Russell quotes

I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure in the world of AIDS than I ever did in the cut-throat, competitive world in which I spent my life.
Anthony Perkins quotes

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
Jerome K. Jerome quotes

Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.
Anthony Trollope quotes

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.
Anthony Trollope quotes

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love.
Cole Porter quotes

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. (Charlie Brown)
Charles Schulz quotes

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
Charles Schulz quotes

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey quotes

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore quotes

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.
Aphra Behn quotes

I don't trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies.
Vincent Gallo quotes

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal quotes

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
Charles Pierce quotes

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.
William Caxton quotes

That love at first sight should happen to me, was Life's most delicious revenge on a self-opinionated fool.
Charles Boyer quotes

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin quotes

A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another.
Paul Bourget quotes

Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.
Alexander Borodin quotes

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette Davis quotes