Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Fred Allen quotes
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Samuel Goldwyn quotes
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.
David Brinkley quotes
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
Alfred Hitchcock quotes
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx quotes
Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker
Carroll O'Connor quotes
I cannot sing, dance or act - what else would I be but a talk show host.
David Letterman quotes
Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!
Jack Paar quotes
You can learn more by watching 'Let's Make a Deal' than you can by watching Walter Cronkite for a month.
Monty Hall quotes
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Woody Allen quotes
Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Gore Vidal quotes
I'm playing a cat burglar. I've made it. This is the high point of my career. I'm really chuffed. (on Simpsons episode 1F09)
Sam Neill quotes
Three's Company was originally called Three Companies, about a trio of pharmaceutical companies. It was 10 times funnier.
John Ritter quotes
There's nothing on it worthwhile, and we're not going to watch it in this household, and I don't want it in your intellectual diet. (to his son, on television)
Philo Farnsworth quotes
If brains were lard, Jethro couldn't grease a pan.
Buddy Ebsen quotes
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
Alfred Hitchcock quotes
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
Alfred Hitchcock quotes
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
Alfred Hitchcock quotes
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.
Alfred Hitchcock quotes
I got sick of turning on the TV and seeing my face.
Michael J. Fox quotes
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
Paddy Chayefsky quotes
Television has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable.
Shimon Peres quotes
The damned thing works! (telegram, on the first successful television broadcast)
Philo Farnsworth quotes
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
Roseanne Barr quotes
Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.
Samuel Goldwyn quotes
Color television! Bah, I wonĄŻt believe it until I see it in black and white.
Samuel Goldwyn quotes
TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium - we call it a medium because nothing's well done.
Goodman Ace quotes
Can you imagine Simon as a kid? His imaginary friends probably never wanted to play with him.
Paula Abdul quotes
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
Peter De Vries quotes
