Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them.
Samuel Pepys quotes

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. -- (Kid Millions, 1934)
Eddie Cantor quotes

I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
Jerry Seinfield quotes

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
George Ade quotes