I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.